Here are this week’s Twitter highlights from our tweet-friendly poker pros. Some good insights this week, oh what interesting lives they lead.

Twitter updates from the poker pros - May 2, 2009
Hollywood Dave
Jesus tapdancing Christ…4 hours in, still have what I started with…I’ll take card dead for 1000 please alex WTF
Jeff Madsen
I think I got talked into going to Venice. I’m hammered…
Victoria Coren
A Black Country aunt and nephew in gaudy outfits, murdering a piece of “light metal”. Now I know I’m back in Britain.
Evelyn Ng
i am having serious serious plastic fake guitar withdrawals.
Victoria Coren
At Nice airport they sell an aftershave called Cockpit. I say that’s a bad name for a men’s fragrance.
Lacey Jones
Seriously am I supposed to be sad when I find out my ex cheated or grateful I’m no longer with him? I opt 4 grateful
Tiffany Michelle
I’m taking bets on the over-under @laceyjones gets evicted from Commerce, that girl is gonna WRASSLE some1 toNIGHT!
Annie Duke
Gambling 911 thinks I started the twitter account @whorepitviper. LOL..I wish I had thought of it but it wasn’t me.
Ali Nejad
All dressed and ready to go out with the GF to The Gumball 3000 rally kickoff party last night…both woke up on on couch 10 hrs later. Lol.
Todd Brunson
sooo tired after 26 hours of travel…now I have to go to andrae adagassis charity tournament…
if this kills me everybody better come to my charity tournament funeral…
Evelyn Ng
iphone cocaine simulator app, too funny lulz via @Gizmodo: http://tinyurl.com/d3j7bz
Doyle Brunson
it was said before a black man becomes president pigs would fly. 100 days after the inauguration, swine flu!
Annie Duke
Joan and Melissa claimed on Ellen they played the game with honor followed by saying @brandenroderick can’t spell MOM backwards. Classy.
Evelyn Ng
i’m really considering cheating on my boyfriend. is it really that bad to watch LOST without him?
Tiffany Michelle
@philivey You’re so badass for not ‘following’ anyone on Twitter… I’ve never seen someone who has a ZERO in that column. I love it!
















