The funniest and weirdest tweets from our favourite poker pros. And this week TEXAS DOLLY (Doyle Brunson) totally rules for giving Joan rivers a serious beat down on Twitter.
And when I say “beat down” I mean SMACK-DOWN - Doyle is king…
Fuck you Joan Rivers and you're alien daughter...
Doyle Brunson
Joan Rivers has a concussion. She was getting a drink and the toilet seat fell on her head.
Annie Duke
Just saw Star Trek. No tribbles. WTF ?
Evelyn Ng
apple tv is pissing me off.
Matt Savage
Davison Matthew, Ray Davis & the Chainsaw are arguing who is the 2nd best Black player in the world? Davison is pissed and Ray is laughing!
Ali Nejad
Uh oh, if @CourtHarrington starts gettin prank calls he’s gonna kill me. I just read his cell phone number out loud on air!
Victoria Coren
The rush of women replying “Urghh” to my bra tweet and men saying “Mmm” reminds me that, outside the casino, there really is a gender divide/em>
Victoria Coren
Hurray for the great M&S bra victory! I’m sure nobody wants to see 34DD women wandering around all summer with no bras on…
Jean-Robert Bellande
Huck bet 5k with Joe that I could run a 400m under 85 seconds. I gave Joe 4 to 1 on the same bet. Huck also bet under 77sec and 79 sec
Result:
Joe scooped all bets. I ran my 400m in 93 seconds. Too Damn fat!
Joe Sebok
any md’s out there? got hit in the ear playing rball and split it open. really don’t feel like getting stitches, but wanted an opinion. pic.
http://twitpic.com/4relr - stitches or no?
haha, pic looks pretty pussy, but it’s pretty deep with contour. haha. i don’t wanna get stitches! tell me i don’t have to! :)
Thanks everyone! Wow, twitter is f’ing amazing. I’m going no stitches, went to pharmacy and they hooked me up with special bandage, etc. :)
David Williams
Walked into my hotel room to find a bucket of Heineken with a note apologizing for me being stuck in the elevator. How Amsterdam LOL.
Doyle Brunson
i wonder how many basketball games you can lose. i’ve lost 28 out of the last 31. i must have a good opinion huh?
Evelyn Ng
i won the ExciteBots tournament! @RealKidPoker took 2nd, Erick Lindgren 3rd, and @OleGSmith 4th place. i dont even have a drivers licence :P
Doyle Brunson
Joan Rivers went to the doctor for a zit on her butt. He told her it was a brain tumor….[ouch]
Evelyn Ng
fuck this stupid android phone is a piece of shit
Doyle Brunson
Joan Rivers tripped over a cordless telephone!Editor’s note: Loving this
Tiffany Michelle
@RealAnnieDuke Wow, you were AMAZING today on @TheEllenShow. You looked great, talked smart and were so inspirational. Keep rockin’!
Doyle Brunson
Joan Rivers tried to drown a goldfish….what does that tell you?
Doyle Brunson
Why is Joan River’s brain the size of a pea in the morning?…….It swells at night.
David Williams
On Facebook I posted “going to Amsterdam and I don’t like weed or hookers”. The responses I got were awesome.
Hollywood Dave
@RealAnnieDuke way to go, baby! fuck joan rivers!
Doyle Brunson
if you gave Joan Rivers a penny for intelligence, you would get a refund
Lacey Jones
Watching Celebrity Apprentice (tivo’d) w/ @tiffnymichelle @MariaHo for 1st time. Is it me or does Joan Rivers look like a human Chucky Doll?
Doyle Brunson
Joan Rivers is so dumb she named her Zebra Spot!
Doyle, you absolutely rule!!!