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Chelsea Hightower likes to dance, But would she be a good poker player?

Who is Chelsea Hightower? That’s a fairly reasonable question considering that she’s from the group of pseudo-famous people that have the best shot possible at their Warholian 15 minutes of fame.

She is an 18 year old contestant on reality show “So You Think You Can Dance.”

First things first: the research.

Top 10 things you might not know about Chelsea Hightower

The Top 10 things that you either didn’t know about Chelsea Hightower, or just weren’t that important.

If this sounds like a struggle, you’re right! I don’t know her either (although someone in the office is actually claiming to know someone who knows someone who’s cousin is dating her… AND she has no connection to poker. Hopefully she’ll read my post and become inclined to go sign up with one of my recommended online poker rooms and she can be known as a dancer that turned to professional poker.

Here are some photos of Chelsea Hightower:

Top 10 quotes currently being said about or by Chelsea Hightower:

  1. Can Chelsea Hightower be any hotter? Argentinian tango tonight. Smokin’!
  2. Is Chelsea Hightower from so you think you can dance mormon? The answer, if you care: 95% sure the answer is yes because she is from Springville, UT where 95% of people are Mormon. Them’s purty good odds.
  3. She has a terrible Facebook page with NOTHING on it
  4. I just tried to add her as a friend on Facebook and I don’t even come close to knowing her! I’ll let you know soon if she accepts my request.
  5. She shares a name with the lots of other girls in the US. So I am probably trying to make friends with the wrong person.
  6. She can’t be THAT famous, as there is no wikipedia entry in the Top 10 from Google. Further enhanced by the response from Wikipedia re: Michelle Hightower. “Wikipedia: Did you mean: chelsie highway”. When Wikipedia is burning you, you know something is wrong.
  7. How old is Michelle Hightower? She is 18 born 7/21/89
  8. One of her nicknames is (and I’m not kidding, for all of you non-lovers of the smugness) - “Hottie!”
  9. Her StarMeter from IMDB.com is down 15% this week. And she hasn’t made any movies! How can you be considered for IMDB, when things are that bad.

At least she can dance.

Here are a couple of clips of Chelsea Hightower.

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From an interview on Hollywood 411.

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Chelsea’s audition tape from So You Think You Can Dance.

Please Send my your comments and facts about Chelsea Hightower in the comments section.

And to answer the question: Would she make a good poker player? Probably not.

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