SCANDAL - Celebrity Apprentice was Rigged!!!

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Sex And Poker Exclusive! We have (un)scientific evidence that proves beyond an (un)reasonable doubt that the Celebrity Apprentice was rigged.

We all know that Annie Duke was robbed when Donald Trump handed Joan Rivers the title of Celebrity Apprentice. The way he allowed everyone to bash Duke in such a harsh way was quite ridiculous, especially considering the overwhelming evidence that Joan had fucked things up and Annie did a better job.

So we decided to do a little bit of detective work. Short of taking a poll of everyone on the street, and in the absence of reliable DNA data, we figured out an elaborate science’ish method that shows - we believe - without question, that Annie Duke is the rightful winner of the show.

How did we do this?

As many on the interwebs know, Urban Dictionary is the bastion of absolutes when it comes to “the truth”, so we consulted this exhaustive reference in our quest for validation.

Read the scandalous verdict here.