I beg you to try these poker pick up lines (chat up lines if you’re a Brit) while sitting at a live cash game (i.e. with total strangers). Poker players that you don’t know can be rude or standoffish at times, but throw in a few free drinks and these cheesy lines might be your best bet!
- Your breasts are like a pair of Jacks. They look awesome when you first take a peek, but they become totally useless when you see a bigger pair…
- I’ll share my joint with you if you’ll have sex with me, but I’m only doing it if you’re pot committed.
- I’ll see your naked body, and I’ll raise you a tent in my pants.
- I’d tell you that you’re beautiful, if you’ll only just call me!
- You’re so smoking hot that you’ve turned this very gay man into a straight.
- If you raise me with your big pair, I’ll have to come over the top of you!
- (Holding up 4 fingers) If your body was a poker card, I’d say that it was a fwooooar!!!
- Let’s get you three lovely ladies to join the pair of us at my place, and we’ll have a full house.
- You’re folding? Wait, have I seen you somewhere before? Oh yeah, I remember, in the dictionary under “That cute girl that never called me!”
- When I’m alone I like to think about you while I’m Jack-King Off
- You are so ACE! (Props to Jake And Amir for digging the word Ace out of the 80s)
- Roses are red, Violets are blue. You’re my queen of hearts, but I’m just a seven two…
- I have a great hand, but I’d rather have a great woman!
- If you show me your big pair, I’ll push all in. But once I’m heads up you know I’ll always finish first!
- My stack may be short, but I’m very good at coming from behind!!
- I was looking for the Queen of Hearts for my royal flush … and i think i just found her
- (To a passing waitress) Your set of trays is making me want to lay down for you
To be continued…
