Annie Duke Celebrity Apprentice - LIVE Blogging Tonight

UPDATE: This post is from two shows ago, if you’re looking for the Live Finale Update, or some other tasty Annie vs Joan posts - check out these links:

• The Finale - Live Finale Blog
• The Aftermath - Response to the verdict
• The Real Decision - Urban dictionary battle to see who should’ve won
• The Loving Support Network - Poker pros rally their support

Tonight, get your Celebrity Apprentice updates live on sexandpoker.com. Sex And Poker is blogging live throughout the show about Annie Duke on the Celebrity Apprentice. So if you can’t get to a TV, let us be your guide as Annie continues to kick ass for The Donald.

The show starts at 9pm (8 central) and you can get a play-by-play right here. See you back here then.

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Start of Show

1. Show starts at 9pm (8 central)
2. Ok, here we go. Updates coming at you for the next hour.
3. Jesse James delivers a cheque for for $20,000 to his charity for winning last week.
4. Jesse is forced to switch teams to balance out the numbers. He’s not happy about having to be on the same team as Clint Black.



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I hate people who stink…

5. The teams mean on 5th avenue in the NBA store to do a task for Right Guard deodorant.
6. They need to create a 4 page ad concept for Right Guard “Fast Break”
7. The judges this week are Ivanka and grouchy financial analyst guy Jim Cramer.
8. The project managers are Clint Black and Brande Roderick.
9. Brandi’s team considering using Annie Duke in a poker ad.
10. Annie: “she’s gonna be cut out of the ideas quite frankly” - about Melissa Rivers off brand ideas.
11. Annie: The idea is to show that Right Guard is the only thing you need to wear.
12. They settle on getting a naked basketball guy holding a ball in front of his genitals.
13. Melissa: “Annie is beyond arrogant”
14. Clint’s is picking a sex angle also.
15. Jesse James hates Clint Black :)
16. Annie taking control and will be the presenter for the pitch.
17. Annie came up with the order of photography for the 4-page spread.
18. Melissa thinks Annie is manipulating Brande and they they are shutting her out.
19. Joan Rivers wants to paint a big orange stripe down the front of the basketball player - David Lee from the Knicks.
20. Jesse James: “The bottom line is he doesn’t know what he’s doing” (about Clint)
21. Annie has a photographer friend to use to do the photo shoot, and they get David Lee first so they think they have an advantage.
22. Melissa Rivers thinks she’s going to be thrown under the bus. Trust me I’m not a fool - you guys are out to get me.
23. Brande: “I’m kind of irritated by Melissa now.”
24. Annie is taking credit for her teams concept.
25. Jesse is out shooting a NY city skyline for the background, while Clint is imagining the basketball player relaxing with his girlfriend confident that he doesn’t stink after the big game.
26. Joan Rivers - “Jesse is very non-argumentative”
27. Clint and Joan think that Jess is willing to be quiet and let others fail without putting in his feedback.
28. Not much of Annie Duke yet.
29. Jesse still out trying to get the shot. He thinks his shot will make kids want to put the photo on the wall and keep the right Guard ad in mind.
30. Annie is getting her photographer to shoot in a nightclub (where she met the guy) with hot girls that will be all up in the pit of the basketball player - going for a sexy background.
31. Melissa thinks she contributed a lot in the photo shoot - although she was annoying as hell - giving encouragement to the girls in the shoot
32. Annie: “I don’t mean to conspire against Melissa - i think she’s doing a good job of conspiring against herself”
33. Brande: “I think that Annie and I are a very strong team - I’d prefer it if we were together on the next task.”
34. Jesse to Clint: “you’re too ****ing stupid to realize it”
35. The Donald is tired of the bickering amongst the “spoiled celebrities” - says they will have to learn to work together - I wonder if he’ll put Annie and Joan together?
36. Clint wants a big fireball in the photo as opposed to Jesse’s all black idea.
37. Jesse: “I’m used to working with pros that know what their doing - he has no idea what he’s doing”
38. Jesse is not cooperating because he doesn’t like the direction.
39. Clint thinks Jesse is a baby
40. Jesse: “Clint’s idea totally blows”
41. Joan: “Clint is a one man band - he would give himself a hickey”
42. Brande: “David Lee is really, really cute!”
43. Annie is trying to make up with Melissa - to make it look like she’s more neutral
44. Annie using poker strategy: “There are ways to manipulate your opponent which is what I did with Melissa”
45. Clint: “I’ve done about 1,600 photo shoots so I took control”
46. Clint re-shot the photos with David Lee in a Right Guard shirt instead of a Knicks shirt
47. Let him (clint)fall on his own sword - but I hate losing!
48. Joan: “Annie is so duplicitous - I can’t wait for her to get her first face lift - cos she’s going to need 2 doctors!”. Looks like the fireworks are coming.
49. OMG just realizing it’s a 2 hour show - my hands are falling off!
50. Annie pops her head in to try and see what the other team is doing.
51. Joan: “I bet she (Annie) wears a size 6 - 6 6 6″
52. Jesse: “I think it looks like sh*t (the ad) - it loos f**kin terrible”
53. Jesse and Clint arguing
54. Jesse thinks his own idea would have won an award
55. Jesse: “Own it like a man - don’t f**king cry about it - you’re being a p**sy”
56. Jesse: “I laid out a great idea and you’re too f**king stupid to realize it”
57. Joan: “I never saw Jesse so angry”
58. Jesse: Get that m**haf**ker out of here!
60. Melissa: “Annie was doing anything except dancing on the table with her top down to impress Jim Cramer.”
61. Annie: “I worked my ass off and did some amazing branding.”
62. Melissa: “I just want it to be known it was an equal effort” - Annie barfing at that idea
63. Annie: “If we lose - I think that Melissa should get fired”



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Eating a quick dinner at Kookaroo with the kids - live from Annie’s Twitter

64. Clint is doing his presentation
65. Jesse: “Clint should go home”
66. The photo Clint has in the ad is so bad - it looks like David Lee is pissed off and looking down his date’s top
67. Annie Duke presenting - seemed to go ok - it was better than the other teams advertorial but still a little cheesy
68. The client liked both ads and thought they would work in Sports Illustrated
69. KOTU didn’t use the Knicks jersey which stopped people knowing who he is - as he’s not a A-list NBA star
70. They liked the visuals from ATHENA but the order was mixed up, the naked shot (where he doesn’t need to wear anything but Right Guard) was the money shot and should’ve been on the front
71. NEXT - The boardroom
72. Brande: “I feel really strongly that we won”
73. Jesse: “I don’t think it was much of a team - he didn’t use Joan or myself 100%”
74. The Donald: “What’s clint’s problem Jesse?”
75. Jesse: “He just wants to be the guy - and he won’t listen to anyone”
76. Jesse: “I had a beautiful magazine idea and he wouldn’t listen to it”
77. Clint: “Jesse’s initial layout was so good we went with it”
78. Annie Yawning
79. The Donald: “Ok that’s enough Clint, I’ve no idea what you’re saying”
80. Joan: “Last night it was very hard to be a team player - I felt like a kindergarten teacher”
81. Jesse: “There’s this crazy sexual electricity between us (about Joan)”
82. Joan: “I think that Clint has changed as much as he can without team therapy”
83. The Donald: “Clint, do you ever take off your hat? I should wear a hat - but I like my hair”
84. Ivanka: “You’re hair is great - it’s iconic” (trying not to laugh)
85. Brande: “I was shocked, he was so personable and cute (David Lee)”
86. Annie: He is a friend of mine
87. Joan is hatin’ on Annie again after rolling her eyes whenever Annie speaks
88. Brande: “Annie is the queen of brand messaging and presenting, that’s why I gave her the task”
89. Ivanka: “You delegated all the important tasks away from yourself”
90. The Donald: “Melissa, did Annie take over the team?”
91. Melissa bitching about Annie pushing her out of the task
92. Joan: (about Annie) “You are such a trouble maker, conniver and two-faced …”
93. Melissa: “You guys are trying to shut me out”
94. Annie: “I think I can beat you (Melissa) more easily than I can beat Brande”
95. The Donald: “I will tell you right now, the executives like them both”
96. The Donald: “Clint, Jesse and Joan, you won.”
97. The Donald: “Clint, your charity will be getting $20,000″
98. The girls, Anine, Brande and Melissa wonder which one of them will be fired.
99. Could this be the end of Annie Duke? It would stop me having to type this much next week!
100. Next: Someone gets fired…
101. KOTU head back into the boardroom for the firing.
102. Joan to Clint: “That was all you - you did it all.”
103. Jim Cramer thinks Brande should be the one to go.
104. Brande defending why she should stay.
105. Jim Cramer is an annoying ****
106. The Donald: “Brande, Growing up being beautiful and all that stuff - do you think it’s a disadvantage not having to use your brain like other women - do you think that your beauty has made you smarter”
107. Annie: Brande has been the stronger player
108. Brande: “I can’t think of any reason why Annie should be fired”
109. Brande calling out Melissa
110. Brande: It would be a better team if it were Annie and I
111. Jim Cramer digging into Brande
112. Brande: “I think Melissa should be fired! I will go to the end of this game and bring in more money than anyone else”
113. Brande getting ballsy defending herself to Jim Cramer
114. Melissa: “I’ve outworked everybody”
115. Melissa cut of The Donald - “Can I finish” - Ivanka and Jim react
116. Annie: “I came up with the concept but I’m not a fan of the photography”
117. Jim: “Yeah I’d fire Melissa”
118. Melissa: “I gave up my own ideas, and still worked hard”
119. Melissa is giving what looks an exit speech
120. The Donald: “You’ve done an amazing job, but Melissa, you’re fired!”
121. Joan: “You’ve now got a natzi and a follower - I wish you too a lot of luck”
122. Melissa to Annie and Brande: “F**king whore pit vipers”
123. Joan: “you are a piece of shit (Annie) and you are a stupid blonde (Brande)”
124. Joan going crazy!!!
125. Joan to Annie: “I’ve met your people in Vegas for 40 years and none of them have last names - you are a poker player - you are a POKER player, that’s beyond white trash - poker players are trash”
126. Melissa standing in one boot and one heel - swearing her ass off.
127. Joan and Melissa leave together - has Joan left?
128. The elevators close: Melissa: “Lying f**king whores”

WOW!. What a bunch of psychos! Well at least Annie is still in it. Til next week.

- Scott Pilson