Sex And Poker Ed!

The Risque Guide to Poker is your ticket to learning the world's best card game, while keeping a smile on your face and a mild bulge in your pants.

The Lessons

Heads Up Poker is Like… Having Sex & Wanting to Come First

Posted by Scott Pilson in Sex And Poker Ed on May 24, 2009 | No Comments

Normally I'm happy for you to finish first, but not tonight... Sex is a race with style points. It’s an intricate dance of moving, thrusting bodies, sweat, tension, and fervor that—if the man reaches the end first - can be a big disappointment in the end for someone. Sex is a veritable sprint...

Tame Those Great Pairs!

Posted by Luke Phillips in Sex And Poker Ed on May 14, 2009 | No Comments

This great pair would be hard to tame There’s no such thing as a perfect sex partner. Everyone I’ve ever slept with has their own preferences, which is really just a hurdle to jump. Preferences will lead to what they like, which leads to what they’ll do, which leads to how they do...

Poker Losing Streaks

Posted by Luke Phillips in Sex And Poker Ed on May 14, 2009 | 1 Comment

Running Bad Someone asked me once what I do to mentally get over dry spells. When I asked what he meant, he clarified by telling me about how he hasn’t gotten laid in around four months. Once I stopped laughing, I explained how that hasn’t happened to me since I first became interested...

Body Language and Poker Tells - Part 3

Posted by Luke Phillips in Sex And Poker Ed on May 9, 2009 | No Comments

If you’ve been following this series then you know the tells for when someone is pretending to be strong when they’re actually pretty weak, what a certain betting motions mean, and that the image of Mike Caro and a blowjob is a running gag. And if you didn’t read the two previous articles...

Half And Half - 50/50 Chances in Poker and Picking up Trannies

Posted by Luke Phillips in Sex And Poker Ed on May 9, 2009 | 1 Comment

Only in moments of weakness or overpowering horniness have I considered picking up a hooker. When it does happen, it’s usually after a late night series of bad beats—or else a series of tequila shots. The standards of beauty for the western civilization have made it hard on a guy who is having...

The Internet Isn’t Just For Porn: An Online Poker Resource Guide

Posted by Scott Pilson in Sex And Poker Ed, Weekly Highlights on May 9, 2009 | No Comments

It occurs to me that I’m writing that title for a site that actually has pictures of women in various degrees of undress. The irony isn’t completely lost on me. But sometimes you have to make a choice about which is most important: making money or jacking it. The answer is making money,...

Body Language and Poker Tells - Part 2

Posted by Scott Pilson in Sex And Poker Ed on May 8, 2009 | No Comments

In the last article, I talked about the sorts of tells that mean that your opponent is only acting strong, as well as deftly avoiding putting the image of oral sex and Mike Caro in your head together, which you haven’t thanked me for yet. What’s that? You can’t stop thinking about...

Body Language and Poker Tells - Part 1

Posted by Luke Phillips in Sex And Poker Ed on May 7, 2009 | No Comments

Seven percent of what you’re telling people is in the speech that you use. Seven. The other types of messages that people are listening to come through your vocal tone (38%) and your body language (55%), so it’s not what you say, it’s how you say it. That’s why it’s important...

Continuation Bets and Anal Sex

Posted by Luke Phillips in Sex And Poker Ed on May 5, 2009 | 2 Comments

For centuries, cultures and religions that celebrated and worshipped human sexuality have existed in various forms. The most enlightened, ecstatic, and spiritual have discovered for themselves a variety of maneuvers, poses, and rituals. They also discovered anal. I bet you're glad we chose the photo...

Short Handed Poker and Picking Up Women - Part 2

Posted by Luke Phillips in Sex And Poker Ed on April 29, 2009 | No Comments

Picking up chicks is - in big, general strokes -a two part process. After you introduce yourself and make a big first impression, you must decide what kind of approach is best for your situation; to get a number, a kiss, or intimacy. The smug man's guide to picking up women Such is the case with short-handed...